Sarah Hyland is dating some dude who is too well dressed to be straight…

He’s also a “radio” personality, on some Disney Kid kick, that is likely trying to be the next Seacrest…

You know a cheesy, mainstream, accessible faggot with a dream….

They are in LA, and LA is the land of entitled idiots who think they have something to offer, like all the other people who are in LA….

But sometimes it requires locking in a celebrity chick with a huge following, who likely has emotional issues due to childhood trauma…a need to be loved…and once you get in with them, they are easy to seduce…you know make them laugh, take them out, easy target…and then cash the fuck in…you’ve been watching that famous girlfriend the entire time you’ve been in LA…dreams do come true…

Any dude who takes selfies and tries to get famous, is straight gay…and when I first saw this character on her feed he had 50k followers…but now he’s got 500k…worth going straight and ignoring a weird elf head for really…

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