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2017

25

Dec

Joey King in a Bikini of the Day

Joey King in a black and white bikini on the beach

Joey King is some actress who has a sister who is also an actress named Hunter King..

According to her WIKIPEDIA, she’s said that she’s “part Jewish and part Christian, but I’m mostly Jewish”…which is the right answer when trying to get into the Hollywood scene, but still wanting to get the redneck hick racist fans…but more importantly CHRISTMAS GIFTS…

She’s born and raised in LA, likely not Martin Luther King’s child, possibly Larry King’s daughter…

She’s been in important movies like The Conjouring…The Box Car Children…Independence Day: Resurgence…and who the fuck cares, she’s in a bikini, It’s Christmas, why am I even bothering…who knows…

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