Sarah Hyland is being used by some dude she calls her best friend, who is clearly a homo, and not in an “I’m jealous dude fucks Sarah Hyland kind of way, that’s not really the way I am, but more importantly, I don’t actually care who fucks Sarah Hyland because she creeps me the fuck out…

I do however follow her social media, and see her promoting the fuck out of some gay guy she has packaged as her boyfriend, to the point in which she’s wearing his initials on her necklace in what I assume is this sponsored post about her titties…she’s learned from Sofia Vergara and gets it.

So basically branding herself, promoting dude, making him exist, all the while all he has to do is pander to her and convince her he’s not gay, in order to cash in as the next Seacrests, something he’s trying to be, at least based on my watching her social media feed…

Dude’s working it…hard..and he’s got a captivated audience…buying into it because she’s likely tired of not trusting anyone. Even her parents….who sold her off…and gave her that mutant face.

It’s not exciting, it’s nonsense, but I’ll post it because I just did.

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