Britney Spears tells her boyfriend she loves him – in some post she’s posted to her social media in what we can assume is a cry for help, or a diversion, because clearly the boyfriend is a homosexual actor used to distract her from the prison she is in….and as a gay icon, she’d easily get all the gays striving for a better life…to try to K-Fed her.

Makes sense to me…

But then again, who wouldn’t want Britney Spears as their Girlfriend….she’s medicated, hot bodied, rich as fuck, always working, slaving away for her family really, and you just get to sit back and either be an accessory…or nap by the pool…

It’s a good life being a mooch, I do it on a scaled down version because my obese wife is on Disability for being obese…and it gives me the freedom to do these ever so important posts on Britney Spears.

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