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2018

03

Jan

Selena Gomez New Face For Coach of the Day

Selena Gomez black and white new face hair being pulled up into a ponytail

Selena Gomez is some real fucking bullshit…but I do like that she’s actually had a Kidney Transplant, even if she was destined to die, but too rich to die, which in and of itself is unfair…but at least she had that Kidney Transplant so that we know her disease is actually real…prior to that, I just assumed she was angling it to get sympathy from people, like she did with her

She’s been cast for this campaign with COACH, paid a lot of fucking money she likely doesn’t actually deserve, but that she gets thanks to a series of events, or lies, from a mother who whored her to Disney as a kid, to having a lot of followers on social media after sucking Zuckerberg dick to getting sympathy from all for a disease and now an Organ transplant…it’s just a good management team, PR Team, and hustle, while she sits back and lets it all happen…..

All you need is thatbasic marketing team that go for the easy solution, thanks to laziness…with lots of budget who are like “let’s choose Selena Gomez”…when no one ever actually cares about Selena Gomez…..except maybe the people she houses for their organs like a crazy person she likely is…she was raised in Hollywood you know.

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