Sarah Hyland is doing some celebrating life after having some obscure disease that almost killed her last year, that she won’t identify because it may or may not be real, or it may just be embarrassing, like a drug overdose…or maybe anorexia…or some sort of organ failure from her parents jacking her up with hormone suppressants like a Russian Gymnast so that she didn’t hit puberty, so that she was hireable, so that she could play the kid on a Soap Opera for 20 years and still look like a kid…a modern day Gary Coleman…

Or maybe she’s just off, she’s always looked weird to me…but who cares about that…she’s got a lust for life, a comeback tour, more life in her to give, a sense of being a sex symbol after seeing her fat co-star get famous on social media for slutty, and after being raised by a Hispanic sex worker who pivoted to be the biggest star on TV, rather than a sex worker…and for that reason…she’s posting topless in the bath photos – nipple out obviously…but little tit exposed for the fans…and it’s weird…but a sign of the times…everyone be getting naked everywhere they can….it’s liberating…unless you’re a dude, sending unsolicited dicks pics, in which case it’s sex offense…and the real loser in all this, besides the men, is all the flashers from year gone by, arrested when they were just trying to be free man…

Here’s the weirdness.

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