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2018

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel is Pregnant – But this is her Not Pregnant of the Day

Candice Swanepoel booty in a black swimsuit

Candice Swanepoel is at some ready to drop for the second time in 24 months, making her pregnant the better part of the last 24 months, because I guess it was easier than having dude pull out, you know when family planning, you gotta take what the good lord gives you, assuming she’s a religious woman, as she must be being a white from South Africa…those prospector types with their farms and slaves always seem to be people of god…but then again she’s a half naked, exhibitionist who gets paid by an evil underwear brand to get half naked, even while pregnant because they are sick fucking people, all because she’s hot…so maybe that god thing doesn’t matter, and the babies, as many babies as an Orthodox Jewish family a the discount shop, or the weird mormons with 100 kids, or even a 1870s pre-birth control family in the old country…or in the midwest getting started on their AMERICAN dream that this SOUTH AFRICAN has successfully achieved…maybe it’s just narcissism…

What I am getting at is all this pregnancy is gross, all her breeding in this overpopulated world is presumptuous and obnoxious really, but luckily she knows better than to post more pics of her pregnancy to focus on her being not pregnant, because if we don’t need to see the pregnancy, it’s like it didn’t happen when she makes her comeback to the panty catalog….

Not fascinating enough, that’s for sure.

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