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2018

31

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Couple Porn of the Day

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted Anastasia Ashley, professional surfer and bikini posing booty on the beaches of the world…even though she’s got this rocking booty…thanks to surfing her whole life…muscle memory and LATIN roots maybe….

I came across this picture of her and her boyfriend about to have sex or just after sex and thought shit…it’s nice to live in a world where couples post their most special moments of before they are about the have sex…or after they’ve had sex….as long as the booty’s in the middle of the frame…

Thanks to pornos, we are all more interested in seeing people we follow on social media fuck, they are exhibitionists to even have social media, so it seems like the natural thing to do….but they so rarely actually produce a sex tape…so we barely ever get to see penetration….and we are forced to wait like a bunch of assholes….hoping it will one day come…

Around valentines day, moments like this happen, were we can almost see the gateway to a girl’s soul, showcasing her love for a man, and we think…we’re getting closer to that sex tape…keep it coming girl…while being reminded how we’ve failed at life, because our pre-sex / post sex is not something you’d want to ever photograph…not just because the hooker won’t let you document her but because it is humiliating and disgusting…and even pretty sad…

I guess what I am trying to say is that at least there are good looking people in the world to make us feel shitty as we masturbate to the thought of their sex because they put it out there…but they DON’T QUITE PUT IT OUT THERE….

Here she is for the FREE CONFERENCE CALL BANNED FROM THE SUPERBOWL AD because her bikini was too provokative…

Where do you take your board meetings? @freeconferencecall

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