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2018

31

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Taco Eater of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Taco Eater

Here’s Hailey Baldwin demonstrating how she is remotely relevant / more relevant than her cousin Ireland, despite having way more pathetic parents in terms of level of popularity or relevance, which is probably why she pushed so hard to get noticed, you know to escape the stigma of being Stephen Baldwin’s kid, because anyone who writes they’re name Stephen instead of Steven is a cunt. YOU HEAR THAT STEPHEN…I SAID IT…

Obviously, she substantially hotter than Ireland baldwin, but as so many famous chicks have proven, hotness doesn’t matter…

What does matter is how good you are at TACO EATING…you know sucking the shit right out of the HADID AND JENNER asses like it was GUACAMOLE…to have them keep you around and promote you in the peripheral..

Magic really…that when dealing with cunts – everything always comes down to Taco Eating.

Heres her dog faced cousin Ireland in her underwear

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