Aubrey O’Day is amazing, I mean not really, but amazing to me because I’ve seen her career arc…from being a reality show aspiring singer who fucked diddy, a little white girl who’s dad bought her a set of tits to help her make it, blossom into a fat ass white girl, who was legit fat, because the black fans she acquired while hooked on DIDDY dick were into that, and girls like eating and being lazy….to being on the Apprentice where she likely fucked TRUMP, but would never admit it because she needs the money she gets to keep her mouth shut about it to pay the bills, because as an instagram model with a jacked up face, looking terrifying….that shit’s not cutting it.

She’s on some comeback tour, is dating a guy from Jersey Shore, and is almost irrelevant, but less fat…even if her titties are still fat and I’m into it because I am a suck fuck with a ghetto stripper with a fake tan and fake face fetish.

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