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2018

09

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Gym Day of the Day

I guess Sarah Hyland dumped her mooch homosexual boyfriend she was praising so hard on the internet for the last 6 months, giving dude all kinds of traction and opportunity, which is why he was there in the first place. It’s the move you make when you are a momma’s boy who grew up on Disney, who moves to LA, and who tries to make it, but never quite hits….you know find that older dude with money to carry your fag ass to the top, or find a broken child star who is lonely and open to be manipulated….and manipulate because getting on her social media…is the answer.

Or maybe she’s trying to get fit to fuck him better, because like most broken girls, they try to please the man who has manipulated them, if they’ve been manipulated properly…

The result is GYM PORN, workout porn, her showing her muscles because she’s into fitness porn, and her muscles make her less creepy than when she looked 12 at 30….you know fills her out a bit…but more interestingly…she’s got some tits she’s showing off which is really what this is all about. ISN’T IT.

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