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2018

14

Feb

The Best Valentines Day Gift of the Day

Don’t let Valentine’s Day get you down…

If you’re alone, be excited about saving the money…

If you’re eager, hit up the dating apps or instagram, there are bound to be lonely girls who are eager to get fucked to make them feel better about their decision of choosing casual sex over relationship…

If you’re like me, and you hate your wife, or if you’re someone I idolize who doesn’t have a wife, GET YOURSELF the Valentines Day gift idea from The Hand Pilot ….

Make no mistake, we are in a new era of sex, a sexual revolution if you will, where girls, pretty much all girls have their vibrators, and we as men have our MASTURBATORS

They’ve tried to make us feel like lonely perverts for owning these, just because they are jealous of these, knowing they can be replaced….

The way I see it, jerk off tools so that no matter how horny I am, I don’t have to lower yourself to fuck your wife….is a win…and jerk off tools to make you not bite the bullet and ruin your life with a wife…is a good thing…

So here’s my Top 5 Reasons a Pocket Pussy is better than a real pussy of the Day

1- Doesn’t Say No – is always in the mood.
2- Doesn’t get Yeast Infection – or it’s period
3- Doesn’t remind you of all that has gone wrong as it ages
4- Doesn’t nag you to shower, or clean up, or put on pants
5- Doesn’t get mad at you for fucking a different pocket pussy or pressure you to propose…

I mean do I really need to continue….we all know MALE MASTURBATORS WIN IN THE GAME OF LOVE – SO GET YOURS NOW

So Don’t make hotel reservations, restaurant reservations, waste your money on flowers or chocolates….SING YOUR 80s ROCK BALLAD LOVE SONG TO YOUR MASTURBATOR – SHOP NOW CLICK HERE

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