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2018

14

Feb

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

Sarah Hyland Tits in her Sports Bra

When did Sarah Hyland get tits? Maybe it’s the angle, the push up bra, the years of working with Ariel Winter who only exists because she has tits that keep growing back even after she cuts them off. and more importantly Sofia Vergara who was just a set of tits with an accent ,who played out a fetish or fantasy to the studio execs, with her tits, and accent, and Colombian cocaine, that made her a huge hit in her 40s….

She has learned from what could be argued is the master…

I don’t know if she dumped her boyfriend who was using her for self promotion or not, but I like this recently dumped, sexualization with the tits even if the face on her still creeps me out like some kind of genetic defect..

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