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2018

09

Mar

AE Thruster is the Sex Toy of the Day

When I first started the site, I was a lot more perverted, and I would feature a sex toy of the day, digging deep on the internet to find the most obscure and amazing things to make you or your loved once have the best orgasms of your life…like Robin Hood…I was a hero…who cared about sexual health, femininity, women having a good time exploring masturbation in an era when it was still stigmatized and deemed NAUGHTY…

Obviously, perversion has evolved across all genders, age groups, ethnicities and is the one thing the holds us all together….

So I’ve decided to bring back the SEX TOY OF THE DAY FEAUTRE…with the help of my friends at ADAM & EVE , who I have had a great relationship with for many years, they brought me to my first AVN Awards and invited me to sit at their table and drink their booze…where I hung out with Bree Olsen before she went nuts and met my lifelong friend Kayden Kross….

The SEX TOY, that you need to learn more about is the THRUSTER…a multi-function vibrator created to provide constant thrusting motions –– and the angled tip is G-spot friendly. What makes The Thruster unique is that the shaft moves up-and-down, thanks to a unique thruster motor inside.

If you’re a women, the reason you need this is obvious….

If you’re a dude, the reason YOU want to buy it for your loved ones is because you either hate banging your wife and want her to replace you, you can’t make her cum and want her to discover herself and figure it out on her own because you’re busy watching porno…or maybe you want to add spice to your relationship…and watch her bang herself while you bang her…an entry level cuckold or maybe you just want to give to to a friend because it will make them feel good, and who doesn’t like feeling good, and who doesn’t want to give the gift of feeling good….but I do not suggest gifting it to the coffee shop girl, or someone you don’t really know…in the current climate, as a man, you can’t do that…and it’s creepy…and you may get arrested….

Look at this engineering….

Adam and Eve Thruster DILDO

Adam and Eve Thruster DILDO

Adam and Eve Thruster DILDO


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