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Lea Michele in a Towel of the Day

Lea Michele in a Towel in bed for Instagram

Today, I discovered that Lea Michele is not officially Jewish…despite everything about her being so fucking jewish, she is actually Italian….with a Jewish father…

I mean she seems like the drag queen version of Barbara Streisand who doesn’t work on Saturdays and who loves Bagels and money…level of Jewish…but she’s not even Jewish…this is like finding out she wasn’t actually born with a dick…and that her tits and slutty towel photos she posts on social media isn’t compensation for her being born with a cock….

She’s very confusing from gender, to religion, to level of celebrity, to her trying to sexualize herself…I don’t get it.

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