THAT’s the shit Paul Marciano likes…about 15 years later than when he liked it…but it’s nice to know that she’s still out there using her tits to get paid, despite already being rich, and having a rich pro athlete boyfriend, thanks to all her Sports Illustrated work putting her in the Sports world, making weird bro athletes think she’s the hottest shit ever, when really she’s not the hot chick, she’s the steatorrhea, which is also known as FATTY stool, because girl’s been plus sized back when plus sized pretended it was normal sized….because the media lies, but the poor people who showed up on set with sample sizes for her shoots scrambled…

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