The only interesting thing about Dakota Johnson is that her grandma is Tippi Hedren, the Hitchcock #metoo of her generation, cuz that fat fuck was obsessed with her…

She’s the one who “made it in America”…because she came from pretty modest Minnesota roots, with good old fashion values, because it was the old fashion times, but found work as a model and Hitchock was so fucking creepy, that he saw her on an ad on the Today show and had his people track her down, as rich people do…he just wanted it that bad…

Eventually she shat out Melanie Griffith, and Melanie Griffith became a thing thanks to her mom’s position in the world, and ended up shitting out this one, who has become a thing because she’s third generation…and the whole thing is typical hollywood, but at least she’s got her leggings on….because leggigns make ass and legs and pussy definition good….and really that is what all of this is all about..

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