Halle Berry brought her tits to instagram because when you’re a shameless celebrity from an era before social media, when celebs weren’t allowed to interact with the people, to keep that wall between them and us, to increase their allure, exclusivity and price, you’re still a shameless celebrity…meaning…if she came up in this era, she’d be the nude shoot girl like Rat Cow, she just didn’t have to be because she had a team and was sitting at the right table, because Hollywood needed a black women they could trust and relate to, because Halle Berry was raised white….

So when she won an Oscar and cried, and the black people celebrated, I thought to myself how racist and pandering the whole thing was, that she may have darker skin than white people, her connection to black people was zero…non existent…other than maybe that she didn’t have a father…you know what I mean…

So their answer to Oscar So White, inclusivity, diversity, the same shit they are pulling now, was using some WHOOPIE, black on the outside, white on the inside…but hot…with hot tits…and I was a fan..

Her at 50, not quite her getting fucked in that Billy Bob movie, but still something…

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