Ireland Baldwin is making some serious moves in her career as Alec Baldwin’s daughter he called a pig when she was young and that she carried with her for the rest of her life…making her for a dysfunctional instagrammer, the beach relationship on some Alexis Ren shit, with some surfer kid, because she was all Malibu and California, to the dark, lesbian who was fucking some weird black female rapper, all while getting gutter prison tats along the way, in some weirdo rebellion attempting to make a name for herself, all while being 7 feet tall and 250 lbs, all while us being kinda bummed she wasn’t as hot as her mom Kim Bassinger, all while her cousin Hailey, the Jesus Freak, Bieber loving groupie, Kardashian / Jenner / Hadid mooch he is finally making it, where Ireland wanted to make it….

And now she’s posing in a lot of make-up with a joint for 420…all edgy and alt…and this is clearly the best she’s ever fucking looked…so there is hope..

I won’t be able to watch her come out on top defying all odds, I mean, all odds except actual odds that rich kids with rich parents who are super famous in Hollywood, will manage to pull off something thanks to that fact alone…Because she’s blocked me years ago…her dad actually tweeted at me that he was going to kill me from his Twitter / Charity but I still see you girl….and here she is making those moves…

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