Every single instagram model, who has mastered instagram however the fuck they’ve managed to master instagram…maybe they dated Dan Bilzarian, or maybe they were in a music video with their awesome tits out, or maybe they were just early and on the explore page, but smart enough to say “I’m a blogger”…without even having a blog..because I am a blogger and I know first hand no one gives a fuck about bloggers…they give a fuck about social media feeds and within social media comes celebrities in that ecosystem…and I wouldn’t say CULPO is one of them…but it seems like people pay her a lot of money to do things…

But it’s nice to know she’s still a bottom feeding whore putting her see through dress on to be “classy but provocative”…even though I spot opportunist dick sucking trash a mile a way…

Her last attempt at legitimacy was when she dated a New England Patriot during the Super Bowl, I don’t think that could have been a better situation for her, I mean provided dude knocked her up and didn’t realize she was just using him as a prop for her instagram – whilst making herself more famous….so she got dumped and here she is in see through recovering from that marketing re-routing…

Garbage…definitely.

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