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2018

28

May

Tara Reid in a Bikini is a Memorial Day Celebration of the Day

Tara Reid celebrated Memorial Day by literally dressing up like all the corpses of the fallen soldier who died for your freedom….

You know, not that the soldiers who died for your freedom wore bikinis, or had bolt on tits, but after a year in the ground, the likely decomposed to look like whatever the fuck this monster looks like…

Some call it zombie, others call it skeleton, I call it reminiscent of every near death crackwhore who was malnourished enough to use my cum as a source of calories and my money as access to more crack.

This is weird looking, maybe the Memorial is for Tara Reid cuz she died a decade ago..but someone keeps weekend and Bernie-ing her so that they cut the line at all the clubs

I don’t know but it’s creepy.

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