Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit…

Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter.

I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

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