Little known fact, I am a huge fucking fan of Phoebe Price. I think she’s a fascinating character in the pop culture, and has been for a long fucking time, because she’s managed to get herself in pics by the paparazzi and thus published in tabloids as the weirdo, possibly shameless famewhore attention seeking LA staple….and it’s been fucking awesome.

She’s become semi famous, at least in the media, by basically clickbaiting, in some weird performance art that really is art because it’s more interesting that what all the other girls are doing…it comes with experience…

And she loves…fucking LOVES every post ever made about her…which makes her an all around great tims..

I text with her here and there, and this was likely not a sext designed for me, but it was sent to me, from her direct and I haven’t stopped masturbating to it all day…

It’s like directly linked to my balls or some shit…but unfortunately…Phoebe Price isn’t….but we’re all allowed to dream.

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