Simmer down Kate Upton…

I feel like she’s the kind of rich kid turned model who pretends that she’s so annoyed of people sexualizing her for her tits, while knowing that she only exists because of her tits, and that at 18 when she happened, she wouldn’t have ever gone viral without what must be some terrifying fucking tits….

I’ve see her tits, they are monstrous, terrifying, yet amazing…even if the rest of her is dumpy and weird shaped….but clearly we as a people can focus on what is good about her..and she does the same….

We only see her tits cuz she wants us to…

Here is the video of her shaking her tits…

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