Cambrie Schroder Bikini of the Day

2018

Jun

I don’t know who Cambrie Schroder is, but I assume she’s Ricky Schroder’s daughter, trying her best at being a star of her own, not that Rickey Schroder is really a Star, I don’t think he’s been masturbated to by women since he was the child star on Silver Spoons in the late 70s….

I will say that she’s got a real mangled face, making me think she’s either had shitty plastic surgery or is of some weird ethnicity that I can’t place. It’s like she’s been squashed in a weird way…in some cat face…

But the body is pretty good, which it should be because she’s built up her personal brand as a fitness influencer and she’s faking her way through instagram with 15,000 fake likes a pic, on her 181,000 fake followers…landing very important projects like this bikini photoshoot…for a bikini brand…because everyone’s a fucking bikini model now….and we’re all into it….and it all comes back to her dad being a celebrity with contacts and money to help her make her weird face dreams come true…

Hot body though.