ON my instagram Q and A, people ask me “how does Rita Ora have great tits”…because despite being a lame fucking celebrity in training who has been at this for 8 years and is still not really anywhere….she’s got great tits…and those great tits are the reason she’s still around and still growing an audience and still getting paid….they are that good.
Not that anyone asks me shit on my Instagram Q&A, it’s like I don’t exist, but I can pretend they do….
And my answer for those fake followers are….Cheetos…#sponsored post probably…done the right way…..but lacks nipples….and a celeb but is a step in the right direction I guess…
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!