Julianne Hough is dressed like an instagram influencer according to that instagram influencer costume they were selling at the ever cool, ever important, ever culturally relevant, finger on the pulse, massive exploitative Urban Outfitters, reminding us that nothing is sacred, nothing is exclusive or elite, it’s all one pile of sell out, mainstream nonsense..

Julianne Hough also reminds me that Mormons can be bad….they can pull off their Mormon underwear, and if you’ve seen Mormon underwear, you’ll laugh to the visual of Mormon Underwear, and move to LA where they become dance whores, but not the kind of dance whores who dance for money in their bra at the stripclub, dance whores on TV so it’s more acceptable…dance whores who dated Seacrest….and possibly her brother..before being married to whoever she is married to…and more importantly…NIPPLES OUT….

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