I think some of the greatest news – is that Lindsay Lohan has been using her celebrity to go viral lately….she’s just trolling all you fuckers..

The first time was with her stupid dance that people are doing in clubs everywhere, not that I go to clubs but i assume that people in clubs trying to get pussy are like, watch me “do the lohan”…

Now she’s gone viral of IG live abducting a kid or kids from their homeless mother, because she assumed they were being human trafficked, and she is a fucking hero, a vigilante, using her fame for good….and tried to stop it….only to get hit….in what I assume was all staged because nothing is real…and everyone is buying into it…without remembering that Lohan is a star, knows everyone, she’s just been vacationing the last few years, and can easily mastermind hilarious content…and have the best writers help her do it.

This is a great event, the first of many I am sure, I like that Lohan has made a comeback with her Arab Accent…because I’ve always been a fan, she is my spirit animal…and for that reason alone let’s look at her tits…..for old times…great tits.

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