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2018

09

Oct

Jade Chynoweth in her Bikini for Attention of the Day

Why would a woman stage a lame photoshoot with her iphone, whether it be harassing random people at the party, by the pool, other hotel guests, her boyfriend or sugar baby or dad…half naked in a bikini, if it wasn’t for the sole purpose of attention seeking.

What would compel a woman to share her bikini pics with her fans, besides saying “this is what I look like in a bikini”, half naked, innocent and casual maybe…but seems like effort went into this…in the fact the picture exists and was uploaded.

I know what no effort looks like, I live no effort in all aspects of my life, and sure I say I don’t give a fuck about this site I’ve been writing daily since 2004…for no real personal gain but I don’t actually care about you, my reader…if you’re out there…clearly I care about calling whores out for being whores, otherwise I wouldn’t do it…I also call out celebrated women for being not as hot as they think they are…it’s become my life work…which is weird because I don’t care about pop culture or celebrity…but OUSTING WHORES is the mission…

I mean really, have you ever heard of Jade Chynoweth? If you’re not some weirdo, I assume you haven’t, so analyzing the reason for the bikini pic is hardly worth our time. We get it.

She’s a dancer… HER INSTAGRAM IS HERE

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