This is the second time I am posting Jade Chynoweth this week, which is a lot considering she’s a nobody.

She’s a 19 year old from UTAH who is in a lot of really important things like the Step UP Stomp the Yard TV series you didn’t know exists because why would you know that, it’s not like you’re some kind of pervert who snuck into Step Up stomp the yard when it was in Movie Theaters to see both the girls who were into seeing such a stupid movie and that girls in the movie…dancing around like young harlots set to shitty storylines,

All it took was some bikini content to make her important enough to get featured on this site to millions of people / my mom…jokes…my mom’s dead.

The real question is why would a woman post up her bikini pics to social media using her phone?

Is it because she really just wants to share this memory with her fans she doesn’t give a fuck about, or friends and family, and the fans are just part of the job…

Or it’s just a shameless look at me, jerk off to me, follow me, I’ll post more if you do…and when enough of you follow me, maybe I’ll get my Mormon Utah ass into actual movies that matter…maybe…

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