Noah Cyrus is not wearing a bra, because girls don’t wear bras, especailly not fat chicks, I mean those tits, and the way they bounce is key to their success as a woman people will pay attention to.

I appreciate that she’s adapted or taken on some of her sister Miley’s marketing strategy, of having tits and panties, out there…but the big difference between this Noah is that she’s the size of a fucking Ark and she’s not saving animals, she’s just shamelessly trying to draw attention to herself…all while not being Miley..

It’s they typical sister of someone famous, someone interesting, someone the media loved…trying to be her own voice, her own celebrity, missing the fucking mark….but still doing it, still going down that slippery how shameless and naked does she need to be to break free from the Miley….will it involve her doing porn, fisting herself or being fisted, we don’t know..but we can hope…because with a body like this…it’s better off in porn doing fetish content than the mainstream trying to be a bootleg version of her sister’s pop career….a sister who makes existing much easier for Noah…because if she wasn’t a Cyrus, or a mini Miley that Miley endorses…she’d be a fucking cashier at the movie theater….she’s just that level of hot….

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