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2018

17

Oct

Joey King Bald Bikini Perversion of the Day

I remember when I used to socialize, I had one perverted friend, the kind of guy who was just always horny to the level where everyone around him would be uncomfortable, you know the kind of guy you didn’t want to get stuck in a remote place, like a cabin in the woods on a bro weekend with because he’d end up raping you. Everyone has one of these dudes in their life…

Well, when pornstar Bella Donna shaved her head for a porno role that could have one her an Oscar but that probably ended up with her head being smashed in a toilet the was being flushed while getting fucked from behind….

Anyway, this guy got hooked on bald girls, he loved it, would want to cum on their heads and watch it trip down…

He couldn’t find bald girls who weren’t lesbians so he hit the cancer ward. It was a dark time filled with heartache…

I don’t know what happened to that guy, but this is for him.

The girl, Joey King, who you know from some Disney Shit, the Conjouring, Kissing Booth and whatever the fuck else is playing what must be a cancer patient, because Hollywood alienates real cancer patients by not casting them in movies, but instead like to use people like Joey King to culturally appropriate their stories…I know some think it’s called acting…you know channelling someone and presenting yourself as them…but social justice warriors don’t agree…

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