Kate Beckinsale has really fucking weird fans, who write really creepy comments about her…
I don’t know where she found them all, or why she got dialed right into the virgin loser nerd crowd that never give up on her…
I do know why she’s posting up these moments in her life, where she has her ass crack out, in a playful and silly way….and that is because despite being 100 and having a 20 year old kid because that’s how old she is…she’s still a slutty rich girl..with an awesome body despite being 100 years old and having a 20 year old daughter…she barely ages..which helps the virgin loser nerd crown into her stay focused on the task at hand…jerking off to her like they jerked off to her in the late 90s…
Some of the comments on this pic on her social media that make me feel creeped out, cuz people are slimey as fuck…
“For a second I thought this was porntube. lol…. unzip”
“My God girl, it is almost too much to be able to see this.”
“Dream wife @katebeckinsale!! Watched everything you have ever done and will continue to watch anything you do. Fell in love with you on Serendipity! How Serendipitous is that ”
“The sleek curve of your back is what teenage girls pray to look like when they grow up! ???? You’re a blessed woman.”
“Ooops, just a teeny bit of booty crack…lol”
“You’re posts crack me up – love em”
“The view is great from here ”
“can’t forget about the sack ”
“You look more amazing each day, somehow. Those Dimples of Venus make me ahhhhhhh. ”
” Oh my God I’m So Excited I Can’t Believe Herbs Could Cure Herpes I had for 5 years! This worked like magic to me. I’m forever grateful.”
“We need to duplicate you for every guy. Everyone would be happy”
“You are just an ideal actress for the horror and action movies”
“Happy Thursday Kate and hope it was fun and beautiful and have a great and Beautiful night”
“OMG Kate! There’s that incredible back!!! ”
Why not just write something that makes sense like “I’d rip those pants more so that I can shove my face up there so far I can taste what you ate for your last meal”…
The internet is weird…..
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
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