Olivia Culpo’s at the CMAs…because she knows that she’s got NO business being at the CMAs, but that people are probably watching the CMAs, and with them watching the CMAs they’ll see her name, notice her, and maybe follow her on social media or elevate her as a brand name in influencing fashion, and it helps that she’s wearing a see through dress, looking slutty as fuck, really just trying to make some noise while dialing right into America..

Years ago, I know a girl who wanted to be a popstar, and I told her a very important fact that I guess Taylor Swift followed the lead on, because Taylor and I have a pyschic connection in case you didn’t know…and that is that Country music fans are fucking simple, loyal, and as long as you’re white, lifetime fans.

That’s not to say country is racist, or hick, or that these people are the only people still buying CDs, it’s just to say like their love for America, they love the people who sing them their songs, whether on the ranch, farm, or trailer park trailer home….

They still buy LeAnn Rimes music. They still support her after all she’s done…they are good people, simple people, American people…God loving and fearing people…and they represent 50 percent of the population. Get in with them, like you were TRUMP and you’ve got a career..

So CMAs are probably the most watched Award shows, not cuz Country fans don’t have internet, I see them all on Facebook leaving comments on shit, but they are so into their music, culture and scene…that they watch…and CULPO gets seen.

It’s not brilliant necessarily, but for a talentless Football player fucking instagram whore…it’s clever…

The see Through Dress helps make the most of it…but just being there makes me understand she’s serious about being seen.

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