Here’s some Elizabeth Hurley keeping relevant the right way…

The nice thing about all these face injections is that these old hags can pretend they are still young, and can do the same thing they’ve always done, without having to deal with the harsh reality of aging. She’s like “I got tits, I gotta Show Them Tits”…but with more a Mary Poppins British Chimney Sweeper accent…

The bad thing about these face injections, is that her insides are rotting the fuck out and her wearing diapers and shitting herself is just around the corner, expedited thanks to Hugh Grant’s anal fetish….he was caught with a Tranny before Tranny was cool you know…and we know there was a build up to that and Liz Hurley’s wallet fucking ass was the victim…

But incontinence never looked so good.

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