I guess Rita Ora is on vaction…a vacation where her dance involves slapping her fat tits on her social media feed for the perverts who only follow her because she has fat tits…since everything else about her is uninspiring, uninteresting…so much so that she’s been trying to be a legit famous person for a fucking decade at this point and has only now got a hit record. This is after years of hanging out in the industry, going to all the right parties, letting all the right people cum on her tits, from Calvin Harris to the Kardashians…she’s been doing it, she’s been in the scene, she’s been existing…and she’s been to every single fucking party…and still isn’t that famous…or relevant..or a hit…or famous…
It’s like Rihanna made one song and existed forever in our hearts while this bootleg table scraps last week’s kitchen garbage sort of floats on the top of celebrity like that film of oil on the toilet after you take an extra fatty shit….
But at least she’s shameless in her self promotion…slappin’ them titties like one of the many men who she fucked to get wherever it is she’s at…
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