Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day

2019

Jan

Sailor Brinkley is some rich kid, cuz her mom is the plastic bikini whore from the 80s, who used her bikini whoring to get famous as a bikini whore, only to be cycled through rich dudes, from Billy Joel to whoever the “Cook” in her kids last name is….because when you’re hot, or perceived hot by society, you can choose the best rich guy for your lifestyle needs, usually the one who is easiest to manipulate and get what you want out of….

So it’s only natural that she would extend her talent, her skills, her concept of work to her daughter, who I guess she’s trying to give the same life to, despite her daughter already being rich, and being perfectly fine just hanging out at home, but where is the fun in just hanging out, when you can produce bikini content for the internet and possible score jobs that way…you know be a contributing member to society instead of a trust fund kid…build a personal brand instead of a charity that actually does good….

Her brother is Dating Nina Agdal, so they are really deep in this Sports Illustrated nonsense…