I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins…

Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over.

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