Bella Thorne put out some latex fetish silly video to remind you all that she’s a Diseny whore exploited by her parents and the Disney Execs capable of revolutionizing content for the porn generation by being as porny as she can while still maintaining mainstream success…since mainstream success pays…
She gets the acting jobs, the social media campaigns, has launched her own shitty brand of make-up, her own record label of shit music, her own clothing brand of shit…..because she’s a candy coated fucking mainstream poptart trying to be edgy and the mainstream audience that is as lame as it has always been, is a bit more edgy than it used to be, because of internet porn…so the content that comes out of it is more enjoyable for the perverts out there like us….
This is for her make-up brand, that I guess she creative directed. The color is Fuck me firetruck, and I guess it’s taking Kylie’s lead on making a billion dollar brand since kids are loyal to assholes they see on social media and not the stuffy classic brands their mother’s wear….weird times.
The highlight of this video for me is the FAO train that is on her ass…my wife knows I love Christmas and bought me that very same train set this Christmas for 100 dollars…I set it up, because I have always wanted a Christmas train, just not in a dumpy basement apartment, I always visualized a farm house in Vermont or Connecticut for my train..I’m nostalgic like that…but too broke for that…and when I set up the train set I thought “this was a dumb fucking purchase…I shoulda got 10 bottles of wine instead…you know we don’t have the room for this shit..and it’s fucking loud, I should have got a damn normal train set like a creepy old man…not this fucking clunky massive one”….not once did I think that three days after setting it up…Bella Thorne would have the VERY same train on her ass…..something I didn’t think would happen…even when I was setting up the train….not once did I think….I wish there was an asshole big enough to act as a tunnel for this Christmas train to run through….maybe I’m less of a pervert, maybe Christmas is sacred, maybe asses deserve more phallic and manageable sized objects of insertions….unless you’re Bella Thorne and you fucking bring that Disney training to the front lines…in a Sexy Christmas Miracle just in time for Orthodox Christmas….not that one that the Coca Cola company created….
Here is the video
I call my artistic interpretation of Bella Thorne’s Fuck Me Firetruck…..My Poor Pug…
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