Aubrey O’Day Purple Clit of the Day

2019

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Purple Clit of the Day

I saw this picture on Instagram and I zoomed into it a bunch of times, to see if she was wearing panties or not…and all I could see was two distinct lines running down her crotch that to a seasoned pervert – who has seen pussy in a large variety of poses over the decades of loving pussy….looked like a clit….

I zoomed in, a feature that Instagram invented for this purpose over and over for a better part of an hour…I screenshotted it, I changed the brightness…that’s iphone technology designed to make me a better pervert….I showed other people…and all said it was not her clit….and that I am seeing things….

So I’ve finally morphed into one of you, the people I used to laugh at while producing content for you, I would say thing like Virgin Nerd Vision that allows you to see nipples in outfits where nipples are invisible to the naked non nerd virgin eye…and here I am seeing clit on some 40 year old fat chick with tons of plastic surgery in some photoshopped content…living the fucking dream a decade after her reality show ended….by getting naked on the instagram….dreams do come true….