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2019

29

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini

You have to kind of appreciate Elizabeth Hurley. Her hustle to sell her bikini line based on her legacy that she’s still living out in bikini pics everyday….

She’s figured that posting bikini pics to the pervert fans out there looking at her content gets her the likes and follows her ego deserves….it’s great for a aging woman’s self esteem…being reminded that dudes still like your tits in a bikini…and it makes for a fun a playful thing to do…a hobby she can monetize…like sucking Hugh Grant’s dick back int he 90s when he created her…before going after tranny hookers while they were dating…something that probably hurt her self esteem….but that she got through knowing that a hetero woman can’t compete with a chick with a dick, at least not in sports…..

Point being…she’s still at it, no sign of stopping, women look on jealous like she likes, guys look on hard like she likes…this instagam thing is a winning solution for an otherwise dead, expired, invisible celebrity….thanks instagram for keeping tits alive…

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