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2019

19

Mar

AliExpress Reviews are Porno this is the Round Up of the Day

I started this site many fucking years ago, when posting celebrity sluts was probably 10 percent of the stuff I was posting.

At the time, I was into digging through the internet to find weirdness.

I’d find weirdness on various forums, message boards, friendster and myspace people….I’d find weird things on google images…I’d engage with weird people…answer craigslist ads…etc.

It was 2004…and the internet was still an exciting place, before big corporations took over every single aspect of the internet…leaving the weirdness censored…or something I didn’t care to promote because it would just lead people to their evil corporate grasp….

Plus, I was doing all kinds of celeb content by then, which is what people cared about, and celeb tits so abundant, they’d take up the majority of my day…leaving no time, or interest, or energy to dig for weirdness only I find funny…

But sometimes, I come across shit that reminds me of the old DrunkenStepfather….the pervyness of the internet before the mainstream became fully pervy…

Today is one of those days….

One of the biggest companies to go public is China’s Alibaba….they sell made in china shit directly to anyone, avoiding the middle man…..

Most brands use them to source products and find factories and buy shit to re-sell to you.

Aliexpress is their consumer site where you can basically by anything from Boats to dildos, bongs to container houses…they legit have everything….

Well, like funny comments or reviews on other sites, whether it’s Facebook, IMBD, YELP, wherever users interact…. ALI brings it far better….in the form of buyers taking pics in their cheap lingerie to show the fit and feel and it’s fucking legendary…

Look at some of this shit…brilliant.

STRAIGHT FROM THE PAGES OF ALI EXPRESS….


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