Ali Express is the consumer end of Alibaba, a huge Chinese site where you can find products for cheap, directly from China…because America manufacturing moved to China for the cheap labor and the relaxed regulations, so that they can increase their margins…allowing the Chinese to learn all the manufacturing technology needed for any and all products, allowing their own brands of the same products to come to America at a cheaper price, allowing them to make all kinds of stupid money because you’re all fucking greedy assholes who didn’t realize this would happen….short sighted, immediate profit, now China owns the world..

Well anyway, if you’re looking to start a product line, or looking for some cheaper version of products you need, whatever those products are…you can buy boats and container houses and pretty much everything on this site….you should take a look at the reviews…you know where people submit their pictures of the products to give other shoppers confidence in the product, crowdsourcing in the marketplace to help you make your best decision…

Because the review pics for some of the products are fucking mental…here are the best ones of the week…

We did this feature before.…and it was so much fun, better than celeb slut pics from social media that you can just google…you know an article that took actual work, and planning, like we run a real media company here….

Maybe ALi Express will pay us to start doing these…maybe this is the answer…all while being pretty entertaining to perverts like me….

ENJOY this action shot..

Now shop the rest:

This bodysuit..

This butt cut out

This bra

These nipple covers..

Corn on the cobb dildo for you hicks

Booty goals???

This nip slip bra

This very interesting choice in bottoms..

These assless tights

This asian fetish

This bra

This red hot broad

This lingerie..

Heres some stuff for the queers

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I started this site many fucking years ago, when posting celebrity sluts was probably 10 percent of the stuff I was posting.

At the time, I was into digging through the internet to find weirdness.

I’d find weirdness on various forums, message boards, friendster and myspace people….I’d find weird things on google images…I’d engage with weird people…answer craigslist ads…etc.

It was 2004…and the internet was still an exciting place, before big corporations took over every single aspect of the internet…leaving the weirdness censored…or something I didn’t care to promote because it would just lead people to their evil corporate grasp….

Plus, I was doing all kinds of celeb content by then, which is what people cared about, and celeb tits so abundant, they’d take up the majority of my day…leaving no time, or interest, or energy to dig for weirdness only I find funny…

But sometimes, I come across shit that reminds me of the old DrunkenStepfather….the pervyness of the internet before the mainstream became fully pervy…

Today is one of those days….

One of the biggest companies to go public is China’s Alibaba….they sell made in china shit directly to anyone, avoiding the middle man…..

Most brands use them to source products and find factories and buy shit to re-sell to you.

Aliexpress is their consumer site where you can basically by anything from Boats to dildos, bongs to container houses…they legit have everything….

Well, like funny comments or reviews on other sites, whether it’s Facebook, IMBD, YELP, wherever users interact…. ALI brings it far better….in the form of buyers taking pics in their cheap lingerie to show the fit and feel and it’s fucking legendary…

Look at some of this shit…brilliant.

STRAIGHT FROM THE PAGES OF ALI EXPRESS….

AND WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST!

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