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2019

15

Apr

Em RatCow Black Pug Bikini of the Day

Em RatCow Black pug Bikini

Em RatCow, like all the whores, is at Coachella, where she’s likely making more money than you do in a year to be there….

She stylized a nice video of her shaking her ass, now that she’s got an ass and it’s pretty hot..you can’t just be a set of tits to everyone…

Despite hating on her all these years, and thinking she’s overrated and a bullshit model, who only exists cuz she’s got a great set of tits, one of the best sets of tits, I do respect her hustle, or polarizing of being a set of tits. There are so many tits out there who wish they were as big a deal as Rat Cow, and couldn’t pull it off…

NOT TO MENTION…she’s out there starting her own clothing / bikini line, so that she can build a brand and not rely on other brands, which can potentially make her a shit ton of money…I wouldn’t got as far as to call her a genius other than choosing to get naked early on in life…but she’s smarter than a lot of these idiots who think instagram influencing is cool, life, the end goal so they don’t need to work…

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY….do you see what she’s strangling….a BLACK PUG….

Do you realize that as someone who has a black pug, and has had a BLACK PUG for the last 11 years….I am committed to all things PUG and all things that also love pugs…..we are a special type of person…and if anything…RAT COW is now Family to us….because of inbreeding…the best way.

So this is my TRUCE…I will no longer be mean to her on the blog and I will celebrate her tits like I should …even if she looks like she is strangling her pug…the fact that she’s got a black pug of her own…makes her the most important tits on instagram…

So show her some respect and masturbate to her.


Em RatCow Black pug Bikini

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