Halsey is some club kid, who pretends she’s from some broken home, poverty stricken, homeless even, on her own life…sure you are Halsey…
Bitch was sucking DJ dick in the VIP room of the trendy club the DJ rolled through, and managed to convince dude to let her lay a vocal track down….
Bitch was clearly the life of the party, the crazy and wild underage girl who danced like she is in the GIF, something DJs have a hard time turning down, cuz DJs are typically fucking nerds…..
I used to be around DJs when I was drinking in clubs, and every last one of them, I’m talking internation DJs to local club DJs….were socially awkward weirdos who only got laid cuz they were DJs and who likely only became DJs to get laid….it was before DJing was a trend, and they were making a couple hundred dollars a night, not a couple hundred thousand dollars…which in and of itself is so fucking dumb and could easily end if club promoters and club owners said “Fuck that”…but instead they buy into the hype, the lie, the marketing hustle, the trend….
EITHER WAY….Halsey, we’re talking about Halsey, the wild party girl who sucked some dick, got on a shitty electronic track, and since that’s pop music now, she fucking exists and in existing and maintaining that “celebrity” as a popstar, despite just being some bitch who laid down a vocal track for a DJ….it’s that easy these days….she does shit like twerk on social media.
Now, I have known DJ whores over the years…the girls who fuck DJs…whether they are local or international…and I have known these types for DECADES, they have always existed, but we’re now in an era where DJ whores, the record carrying bitches…can have careers out of it..and that’s fucking weird…they are more than just the pussy that got fisted at 4 am after the party…..they are now considered “talent”….if only the DJ whores I know then weren’t all in their late 30s and married with kids…they’d be living the fucking dream…instead of the suburban dream knowing they once fucked Skrillex, AOKI, DIPLO and Tiesto while A-Trak jerked off in the corner all in the same month back in 2005.
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