Kelly Brook Lingerie of the Day

2019

Jun

I once met some UK pro Rugby players in a bar…and got to chatting with them because we were all deep into the GUINNESS and that’s what happens.

They were in town for some Exhibition game or some shit, but that’s not the point of the story…the point of the story was that they were making fun of Kelly Brook, who I guess used to date a Rugby player and they went on and on about how fat and disgusting she was…they even busted out nudes that had been passed around the league…because in the event you didn’t know…nudes get passed around to groups…like in Highschool, or in Sports…all these dudes like to show off their female conquests…so it was nice to know that she was a joke in the UK Rugby community….

But she does have big fucking tits…

I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 40 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so she moved to CALIFORNIA for the final push, that I don’t think worked out for her, so she’s back out here with the tits…ridiculous tits…and if the rest of her wasnt’ fat, dumpy and old, it’d be impressive…but since she is fat dumpy and old, it’s still worth looking at…just not as impressive.

Kelly Brook…a joke to us all…but big tits…are always wonderful…..even when they aren’t…