Lindsay Lohan is finally figuring out social media the way I want her to be using social media – and the way all the kids are using social media – naked…

It’s obviously a social norm at this point in the game, where we are just used to posting up our nudes, and by we, I mean ladies, cuz I don’t think the world deserves to see my strategic nudes…they are just too high concept for the public to grasp…and they may in fact be terrifying…

Point being the nude selfies obviously allows the people who take them to showcase their nudes, their vulnerability, while getting turned on that they are sending out the nudes to their audience, it just amplifies the whole nude selfie experience…knowing so many people will see it, rather than be nervous about it when they send it off to one dude they are masturbating for….

It’s a “I may delete this later, but fucking take it in the way I want you to take it in”…

I have big hope for Lohan – her comeback is coming soon.

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