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2019

26

Aug

Selena Gomez Newest Face of the Day

Selena Gomez New Face

Selena Gomez just released the latest iteration of her LUPUS face as it approaches 30 years old….

The odds against her when it comes to living all that much longer…so why not turn yourself into more of a pudgy faced muppet than she already was naturally cuz that’s the era we are in and this bitch has the money to do anything she wants, even buy organs off the black market or groupies who would rather die knowing they gave their master Selena life than keep their organs around….it’s nice to be rich and famous in a world of groupie losers trying to find some sort of meaning or legacy…and I guess it’s better than taking up school shootings, or mass shootings to make the news…in a “I died for Selena Gomez” instead of “I died in a shoot out cuz I did something fucking insane to a bunch of innocent people at the RIB FEST”….

Point being, I didn’t realize Selena Gomez was friends with Demi Moore, but it would explain why she’s in and out of Rehab….

Either way, she’s bringing some Debbie Does Dallas style pics cuz she’s texan to the people now that Country Music is hot again…

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