The funniest thing about Charlotte Lawrence to me, is that I used to watch her mom on Caroline in the City…about some bullshit cartoonist in the city, the prequel to Sex and the City…I guess…..why the fuck would I ever watch that shit….well the answer is pre-cable we had limited choices….and we still watched the limited choices cuz it was better than doing more productive things with our time…
THAT said, as it turns out, a little GOOGLE corrected me….and reminded me that Charlotte Lawrence isn’t the daughter of the girl in THAT show, she is the daughter of the girl in the Drew Carey show….who I guess is substantially more famous….and thus her kid is substantially more bratty, entitled, spoiled, whilst doing social media bullshit…with her nipples out…paving a career for herself instead of just taking her spoiled brat trust fund and chilling…cuz girl has an ego that needs to be massaged…and ego for being the daughter of Kate from Drew Carey…which in and of itself is a weird ego to have but I don’t have a famous relative to mooch off of, or to name drop when I try cutting the line at hard to get into night clubs, so I can’t relate – but I can star at her nipples…that aren’t as exciting as RITA ORA NIPPLE.…but are probably less used and abused….
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