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2019

27

Sep

Halsey Got Them Tits On of the Day

Halsey Got Them Tits Out

Halsey has fake tits now that she’s got more than 9 dollars to her name….you know so she bought some tits cuz she’s so fucking fake having fake tits make her feel whole or some shit…that I assume makes her feel more confident about using tits to get even further along than she already is…

In case you don’t know or care about Halsey, and I know that I don’t, but I unfortunately know her storyline and marketing hooks because I run a titty site that filters this kind of information to me…it’s terrible…

So the 9 dollars to her name story, is a bullshit story she created early on in her career to give people an angle. To give her more depth. To generate sympathy. To pull the whole uplifting bullshit. To dramatize the reality because people love a rags to riches, American Dream story….

So she said she was homeless, thanks to being from some abusive home, where she was addicted to party drugs and partying, and that sh only had 9 dollars in her BANK, which for those you who don’t know, a Bank is where homeless people store their money, and she claims, this is where it gets good, she claims that she bought a case of redbull to stay up for three days, instead of sleeping on the streets, where she’d surely get raped..

When the true story is bitch was raised to learn instruments like the VIOLIN, which in case you didn’t know is super ghetto trash and something that you learn in all broken homes…I think it is a prerequisite to being ghetto trash “must have one child in violin lessons”……and bitch may have “moved out” of her parents house for a week cuz they were mad about her partying, or maybe they lived too far from the party…so at 18 she said “I’m 18, I can vote, and I vote to leave here, fuck ya’ll”….and bitch may have had 9 dollars she bought redbull with…but she was at the clubs, in the VIP rooms, drinking for free and working the DJs into letting her lay down the vocal track that got her the record deal and that gave us this pile of dog shit called HALSEY…

Don’t believe what the media tells you, it’s not a fake news situation, it’s a fake everything situation as all these fuckers and all the stories we hear are just full of shit…to brainwash you…

But this bullshit story comes with bullshit tits which makes her more fun to hate when she lies..

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